My Gay Boyfriend

empathizing with girls who date incredibly effeminate men
He has a tumblr, and he’ll reblog ANYTHING to do with cocaine.

He has a tumblr, and he’ll reblog ANYTHING to do with cocaine.

He’s the only straight man at clubs where Physical Therapy (@fysicaltheraphy) is the DJ.

You share at least 60% of your wardrobe.

He only wears Oliver Peoples eyewear.

He only wears Oliver Peoples eyewear.

He’s making you dye your hair blonde so you look more like Brigitte Bardot.

He’s making you dye your hair blonde so you look more like Brigitte Bardot.

He is inexplicably obsessed with Katy Perry.

He only watches films by Jean-Luc Godard.

He only watches films by Jean-Luc Godard.

His choice brand of cigarettes.

His choice brand of cigarettes.

He thinks Dov Charney is a genius, and he’s worked for American Apparel at least once. He’s waiting to be discovered as a model.

He thinks Dov Charney is a genius, and he’s worked for American Apparel at least once. He’s waiting to be discovered as a model.